Well, folks, another Elvis Week is in the books. The Blue Suede Shoes have shuffled off, the Hound Dogs have howled their last, and Graceland is slowly returning to its usual level of pandemonium. But amidst the fading echoes of “Jailhouse Rock”, one thing remains: a whole lotta stuff.
We’re talkin’ mountains of leftover fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches, enough commemorative t-shirts to clothe a small army, and a suspicious number of sequined jumpsuits that mysteriously appeared on Beale Street. And let’s not even get started on the confetti…
Now, we at Mid-South Dumpster Rentals love a good party as much as the next Memphian. But we also know that the aftermath can be a bit, well, overwhelming. That’s where we come in, darlin’. We’re like the clean-up crew after a rockin’ concert, except we don’t wear leather pants (thank goodness).
Got a garage overflowing with Elvis memorabilia that somehow multiplied overnight? We’ve got a dumpster for that.Need to dispose of a life-size cardboard cutout of the King that’s been staring at you judgmentally? We can handle it.Even if you’ve got a suspicious amount of blue suede shoes that you swear you didn’t buy, we’re not here to judge. We’re just here to help you reclaim your space.
So, if you’re feeling a little bit overwhelmed by the post-Elvis Week blues (and clutter), give us a call. We’ll hook you up with the perfect dumpster, delivered right to your doorstep faster than you can say “Thank you, thank you very much.”
And remember, folks, while Elvis may have left the building, his spirit lives on. Just maybe not in your living room.
P.S. We also offer dumpsters for all those non-Elvis related projects, like home renovations, spring cleaning, and backyard BBQs gone wild. So, no matter what kind of mess you’ve gotten yourself into, Mid-South Dumpster Rentals is here to help you clean it up. Because, let’s face it, ain’t nobody got time for that.
